|
Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 0 post(s) |
Aerion Va'rr
Caldari The Priesthood The 0rphanage
|
Posted - 2011.03.30 06:17:00 -
[1]
Dear TEST Alliance,
I must extend my deepest, most sincere thanks for acknowledging our terrible, terrible "Hi-Sec PvP" Carebearishness. To fight you guys 3 weeks a month is worth every isk spent to keep the wars live strictly for the convo's, EvEmails, and random chat p0rn found on reddit.
The entertainment myself and my fellow alliance mates get from killing you guys repeatedly makes us all very, very happy with the pure comedy of your loss mails. Thank you for your repeated attempts to gank us in Jita, it started with rifters and slowly escalated to cruisers; were waiting for the hurricane army now, as you are obviously engaging us in respect as your skill training allows.
We seriously hope you will make the war with us mutual to not only help train your up and coming warlords, but to help us continue to enjoy our grueling endeavors in Jita. Without you guys, the Torrinos pipe would never be nearly as exciting, and our solo roamers would never ever get to test the might of a lone Cruor against a Navy Raven.
Kisses,
A.V.
By the way - This was hilarious.
|
Aerion Va'rr
Caldari The Priesthood The 0rphanage
|
Posted - 2011.03.30 07:41:00 -
[2]
Originally by: Paddyman
A Mutual blue from the Orphanage to your alliance - Freedom from any future empire wars.
Thank god that would never happen with TEST, it would have never gone over with our small terrible member base. You guys single handedly pay for most of our alliances game time; who needs to run sanctums/anoms when you idiots do it for us, bring it to high sec, and get ganked on the Sobaseki gate.
Seriously, more PLEX in your dramiels.
|
Aerion Va'rr
Caldari The Priesthood The 0rphanage
|
Posted - 2011.03.30 08:35:00 -
[3]
Originally by: Azithromycin i wish test had more elite pvp pro-pilots like like Nomnom Cookie
Our tiger style is strong, but their dragon style will defeat us.
|
Aerion Va'rr
Caldari The Priesthood The 0rphanage
|
Posted - 2011.03.30 15:08:00 -
[4]
Originally by: Kayl Breinhar :smug: :smug: :smug:
Oh crap equal numbers EVERYONE DOCK UP!
:condi: :colbert: :condi: :colbert: :condi:
OKAY THEY'RE GONE EVERYONE UNDOCK!
You guys have a terrible habit of showing up seconds before an OP (those things we get paid to do); Ship changing, nah **** it lets kill em first, Ship changing, you died, op completed anyway (albeit the 10 minutes later it took to kill your fleet).
GoonSwarm and TEST both share the same willingness to come all the way from null to engage in ship to ship spaceship erotica with us. After months of practice, your all still terrible at it. Get better.
Originally by: Kireiina
.... sorry, I thought this was a topic by a meaningful alliance.
<3 TEST.
Meaningful enough to get mentioned on your website.. Meaningful enough to get little ****ty videos made (L2HD).. Meaningful enough to get little ****posts all over the place, so I made on for you in one place for quick referencing.
Originally by: DurrHurrDurr They post like we care about hisec.
He Cared.
Originally by: White Tree I like the way you still think you get to make smug words after you become - of all things - renters. Nice one dumbdumbs.
Renting involves paying for something on a repeating basis. Since a good contingent of us don't give a **** about that something, this is speculative at best.
Originally by: Katcaeks This somewhat gives me the idea of high school kids hanging around in a pre-school playground, beating up the kids and taking their toys then taking videos and putting them on Youtube and being all proud about it.
Yeah... we make little cheeky posts about our fleet getting wiped out to gank a Legion while losing marauders and faction battleships in mission hubs on a regular.
So much angry, all in one place
|
Aerion Va'rr
Caldari The Priesthood The 0rphanage
|
Posted - 2011.03.30 15:52:00 -
[5]
Originally by: Razzor Death I see much future quoting in this thread. Seriously though you guys where looking for a big brother and you chose the -A- coalition.
You cannot beat genuine naivety.
I think your overestimating our concern, just saying.
|
Aerion Va'rr
Caldari The Priesthood The 0rphanage
|
Posted - 2011.03.30 17:49:00 -
[6]
Originally by: Vernn Miller Smells like damage control all over in this *****.
Just sayin`
Wouldn't someone first have to do damage to in turn attempt to control it?
|
Aerion Va'rr
Caldari The Priesthood The 0rphanage
|
Posted - 2011.03.31 05:44:00 -
[7]
Originally by: Tau Chien
not Fight but Grief, when peoples actually bring the force to deal with you, and what do u do? i dont even have to say it we all well known what station campers would do when facing a REAL threat.
We kill them.
|
Aerion Va'rr
Caldari The Priesthood The 0rphanage
|
Posted - 2011.03.31 06:22:00 -
[8]
Originally by: Daquaris
Oh, SWEET! Did I miss the Walking in Stations expansion?
I thought CCP said there wouldn't be any combat!
You can dock in this game?
|
Aerion Va'rr
Caldari The Priesthood The 0rphanage
|
Posted - 2011.03.31 15:31:00 -
[9]
Originally by: Dr Cheeto
You can undock?
You can win a fleet fight?
Like this one? (Pulled from yours to simplify the other 9b in **** that died in that hour)
Oh.. and the losses you guys forgot about.. Draesun Appledump BrownAIR #1 BrownAIR #2
I know, I know "we got a legion, we got a legion brohaha" Counter Argument
We have a couple more weeks on the contract though, it should be fun.
|
Aerion Va'rr
Caldari The Priesthood The 0rphanage
|
Posted - 2011.03.31 19:24:00 -
[10]
Originally by: Nynjato Mental gymnastics Olympic champions.
Its actually surprising you didn't take it, since you fellas have a habit of bluing everything that poses as a potential thread.
Special thanks to a certain dramiel pilot for paying the war extension fee for us. :::SMUGSMUGSMUGSMUGSMUG:::
|
|
Aerion Va'rr
Caldari The Priesthood The 0rphanage
|
Posted - 2011.04.01 02:57:00 -
[11]
Edited by: Aerion Va''rr on 01/04/2011 03:00:23
Originally by: Nynjato
There is more to it than that. Essentially, they make their bread by being on the giving end of Murphy's Law. Over the course of a day its unlikely that you'll get a expensive kill, but over the course of a month those chances escalate in certainty. Sitting in Jita waiting for that lucky hull to undock is part of the appeal I suppose. Its an elegant and simple setup, which I can respect.
The disconnect happens when a bit of preparedness, a lot of patience, and the victims own ignorance is construed as PVP prowess and hard work.
The way I see it: If you need a Killboard quote to prove to yourself that you are PVPing, you probably aren't.
Some results may vary.
Believe it or not- there is a group of people in AD0PT that don't give a **** about killboard stats, and its either all in fun, or the thrill of the chase. Some people swear by it. These people tend to live for the fleet fights, for long roams, etc.; and generally are pretty good at flying whatever they choose to fly.
Then theres the group of people in AD0PT that are trying really hard to validate themselves as the former, and are generally just lemmings that prove they have no idea what they are doing at the most inopportune time (or how to fly their ships); but all comedy is good comedy even if its in-house.
Theres also that group of people that take this way to seriously, fly cheap, rage at losses and typically go ape**** when they 'slode blaming everyone on TeamSpeak and epic rage quitting... (these are also kept around largely for comedy purposes as well).
Then theres the few that try holding everything together, and use smack as a tool to get fights (I hear this works well). These people also don't care about killboards, efficiency, or anything, while still realizing its a game, and are playing to have fun. Theres a large contingent of 0.0 vets in this category that just want to log in and push F1.
While I largely agree with everything you said ::upvote::, its nearly impossible to judge my alliance based on the opinion of a few members. If you like us, great; if you hate us, even better. At any given time I can probably be shot at by more people then any Sov Holding alliance in the game, just saying.
Anyway, heres hoping for some more 'Jita ops' this weekend, you lot are generally fun to shoot at, and don't mind dying. Just for the record... we don't read local.
/Thread.
Fake Edit: WIdot
|
Aerion Va'rr
Caldari The Priesthood The 0rphanage
|
Posted - 2011.04.01 04:44:00 -
[12]
Originally by: Nynjato
You cannot control how your work is perceived, merely its execution; the same goes for your alliance. I think its cute how you try to qualify yourself at the end though.
Your starting to repeat yourself..
Originally by: Viribus
You heard it here first folks, sitting on the 4-4 undock in an instacane is the pulse-pounding PVP endgame of EVE: Online
THE
THRILL
OF
THE
CHASE
Because none of us ever leave Jita
|
Aerion Va'rr
Caldari The Priesthood The 0rphanage
|
Posted - 2011.04.02 00:16:00 -
[13]
Originally by: Laechyd Eldgorn we go fight elite pvp in jita. then they undock spider thank battleships very fotm. then we run away.
Staple tactic?
|
Aerion Va'rr
Caldari The Priesthood The 0rphanage
|
Posted - 2011.04.03 08:15:00 -
[14]
Originally by: Daquaris
How'd that fleet work out for ya today?
It killed the unorganized, and ran from the organized.. sorry we we're fighting elsewhere, came back to play- and DrakeTrain (with no help/presence from you) ran the **** away.
Just because about 125 people in TEST know what they are doing, that doesn't speak for the other 5500 or so. We actually enjoy that whole fleet PvP thing losing or killing. Will their willingness to engage cause us to panic or retract a dec? No.
|
Aerion Va'rr
Caldari The Priesthood The 0rphanage
|
Posted - 2011.04.03 21:55:00 -
[15]
Originally by: Nynjato Shocking video of TEST fleet running away from Orphans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuOy0IX6_4A&feature=player_embedded
Why can't we just pseudo hellcamp Jita already?
Please do.. we need more of this...
Test Running Away
Sorry I wasn't online when all that started, I'll try and be a more responsible FC. DrakeTrain has a good FC, I don't blame him for running. Funny how you guys havn't came back since...
|
Aerion Va'rr
Caldari The Priesthood The 0rphanage
|
Posted - 2011.04.04 01:16:00 -
[16]
Originally by: Toman Torax
Congrats on "finally" getting your alpha fleet together. Great response time. Fake edit 1: u mad? Fake edit 2: learn2dcu
Yeah- we we're doing that kill people for ISK thing... They wern't priority.
No I'm not mad. I'm also quite sure turning on my DCU would have stopped them from screaming back up the Torrinos pipe. Small oversight, since they didn't fight anyway, it doesn't really matter does it?
Who the **** is Nihil-Obstat?
|
|
|
|